Vá Mourinho, mostra a esses gajos que foste tu quem inventou o futebol

José Mourinho, treinador campeão europeu, agora ao serviço do Chelsea, já está a doutrinar a imprensa inglesa com o seu estilo carismático, como mostram estes excertos do Sportinglife.com:

Chelsea's unsmiling new Portuguese manager Jose Mourinho has demanded respect because he believes is already producing miracles at Stamford Bridge.

Mourinho sat through a 30-minute media preview of Saturday's Premiership clash with Birmingham without raising even a glimmer of humour or excitement.

Instead he launched into a ranting diatribe, criticising the state of the English game, his problems having so little time with the Chelsea players and the lack of credit he and his players have been given by the media.


Além destes comentários, temos também citações de Mourinho himself:

"I was taught to respect other opinions but at the same time my personality is not open to be influenced by critics or by opinions."

"I want to say one thing - I didn't ASK to come here."

"I was in a small country, beautiful in fact, trying to improve, and I became a European champion."

"Some English clubs came after me. I didn't go to to church and pray 'please take me to England'."

"Yet I am a European champion and, as that, I think I deserve a little respect - not much, just a little bit."

"But to play with the spirit, desire and motivation that my new players are doing I think this a miracle. Yes, a miracle."

Na verdade, sobre este tema de já estar a fazer milagres, temos de confessar que Mourinho veio pedir ajuda ao Quarto Segredo. Nós é que lhe dissemos: Não, pá! Tu consegues sozinho. Força, pá, vai lá zurzir no bifes, pá. Mostra-lhes que o cromo do Ferguson não é ninguém! E pronto, o rapaz entusiamou-se e disse aquelas coisas todas.